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Also, do women really respond to guys with ads that: want you to sit on their face/ have a hairy pussy/ want to get pounded by a monster cock etc, etc? I mean, seriously?
Anyway, the surreal side of CL notwithstanding and if you've made it this far... be serious about meeting, sane, still have a sense of humor and you're bored with the status quo, respond. It might be the smartest thing you've done all year. :)
As an aside and in a perfect world this is a long-term, pragmatic affair and not a one-time thing. This is the reading comprehension part. You did catch it, right?
Gold star awarded if you reply with Humor in the Subject line. ;) It means you actually read this all the way through. Well that and you're not a sitting in a basement, in a third world country, sending out Spam emails. Double bonus stars awarded if you actually LOOK like the pic you're eventually going to send.

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